X-MAS SUCKS

Tom Waits & Peter Murphy - Christmas Sucks!

Song Name: 'Tom Waits' & 'Peter Murphy' – Chritsmas Sucks
Album: Boy, Get That Stocking out of Your Mouth!

En realidad son Porn Orchards cantando como si fueran Waits y Murphy su canción “This holiday season”

Oh, give me a noose I can hang from the tree
I need no excuse to end my misery
This holiday season is all the more reason to die

Oh, pull up a stool and an ear to a fool
Once found some solace in the season of yule
This holiday season is all the more reason to cry

I put on my mittens, one green and one red
And I walk alone where they bury the dead
The snow falls as I breathe
It's a Gothic, death-rock Christmas eve

The bottle is empty
The sleigh has a flat
The stripper in my bed is ugly and fat
Her tassels are tangled and what's worse
My jingle won't jangle

This time of the year makes me sick to my guts
All this good cheer is a pain in the nuts
When it's your career to be down in the dumps
Tidings of comfort and joy really suck

I feel like St. Nicholas is pulling my leg
This thing we call "Christmas" is a sorry black plague
This holiday season is
All the more reason to die

I hate fucking christmas

- LISTENER SPKF: HEY**I SEE SPIDER JERUSALEM! - AS THE CITY PREPARES TO WIND DOWN FOR THE WINTER FESTIVALS, SPIDER, TELL US ** WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: PLANS?
- L: FOR THE WINTER?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: NONE
- L: NO CHRISTMAS? NO HANUKKAH?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: NO
- L: NO FESTIVAL OF WINTER HEARTS? NO WILD HUNT? NO THREE-NIGHTS-OF-HANDS-CLASPED-AGAINST-THE-COLD?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: NO
- L: NO DRINK-MY-URINE DAY?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: FUCK OFF. * NO FAMILY* NO GIRLFIREND* NO FRIENDS* NO LOVE * NO HOPE * NO POINT * AND SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD! I KILLED HIM! * I KILLED HIM WITH THIS * AND I LEFT HIS STINKING CORPSE IN AN UNDERGROUND CAVERN WHERE IT IS RAPED BY HUNDREDS OF TOXIC-EFFLUENT-CRAZED GILA MONSTERS EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY!!
- TV: SIX THOUSAND TRAUMATIZED CHILDREN TAKEN TO HOSPITAL AFTER JERUSALEM INTERVIEW – TV STATION CLAIMS FORCE MAJEURE – JERUSALEM´S EDITOR STILL UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT… * IN HAPPIER NEWS, DRINK-MY-URINE DAY ATTRACTED RECORD CROWDS THIS YEAR---

I Hate Christmas

Muchas gracias a quienes se preocuparon en la ausencia. Ahora tengo un poco más de tiempo y me acordé que existía este espacio. Como no tengo mucho que decir, o mejor, se me olvidó cómo hacerlo en un blog, durante este mes sólo dejaré algunas referencias externas a la navidad y mi particular aprecio a estas fiestas. Las primeras referencias son de Spider Jerusalem, conocido a través de Winter:
"My name is Spider Jerusalem. And I fucking hate Christmas"