martes, diciembre 18, 2007

I hate fucking christmas






- LISTENER SPKF: HEY**I SEE SPIDER JERUSALEM! - AS THE CITY PREPARES TO WIND DOWN FOR THE WINTER FESTIVALS, SPIDER, TELL US ** WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: PLANS?
- L: FOR THE WINTER?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: NONE
- L: NO CHRISTMAS? NO HANUKKAH?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: NO
- L: NO FESTIVAL OF WINTER HEARTS? NO WILD HUNT? NO THREE-NIGHTS-OF-HANDS-CLASPED-AGAINST-THE-COLD?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: NO
- L: NO DRINK-MY-URINE DAY?
- SPIDER JERUSALEM: FUCK OFF. * NO FAMILY* NO GIRLFIREND* NO FRIENDS* NO LOVE * NO HOPE * NO POINT * AND SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD! I KILLED HIM! * I KILLED HIM WITH THIS * AND I LEFT HIS STINKING CORPSE IN AN UNDERGROUND CAVERN WHERE IT IS RAPED BY HUNDREDS OF TOXIC-EFFLUENT-CRAZED GILA MONSTERS EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY!!
- TV: SIX THOUSAND TRAUMATIZED CHILDREN TAKEN TO HOSPITAL AFTER JERUSALEM INTERVIEW – TV STATION CLAIMS FORCE MAJEURE – JERUSALEM´S EDITOR STILL UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT… * IN HAPPIER NEWS, DRINK-MY-URINE DAY ATTRACTED RECORD CROWDS THIS YEAR---

1 comentario:

CARLOS A. GAMBOA dijo...

Señor Mazo, aparece usted en navidad, espero que no con el síndrome de papa noel...jajajaja

¿ya llegó El Salmón?, ha tenido muy buena recepción su trabajo sobre Opio...esperamos por aquí seguir contando con sus complicidades literarias

Va mi abrazo